If cats had their own phones, many of them would spend entire mornings scrolling, paws curled under their chins, completely absorbed in a never-ending stream of photos of other fashionable felines. They’d happily swipe through glamour shots of fluffy tails, cozy nap poses, and slow-motion videos of cats leaping like graceful little acrobats. They’d save every picture of an adorable paw, a perfect loaf shape, or a dramatic yawn they want to recreate later for their own page.
In between naps, they’d open their phones again, just to see what’s new. Who posted a sunny windowsill photo today? Who shared a video of their new cardboard box setup? They’d do it all with quiet concentration, as if the world depends on their approval. They wouldn’t share every moment, but when they do, they’d make it count: a dignified whisker shot, a cozy blanket portrait, or an elegant stretch that gets more likes than human selfies ever could.
Through it all, they’d remain sweet and calm, simply enjoying cute photos of other cats being themselves. Just like we enjoy watching them.
