“About five minutes later, I head to the front to actually pay and there she is, standing at customer service with a manager.
And then I hear it.
That’s him. That’s the employee who refused to help me. She said to the manager.
The manager looks at me. I look at the manager.
And that’s when it clicks.
The manager…is my cousin.
He recognizes me immediately and just goes, “Dude, what are you doing here?”
I start laughing. The woman looks between us like her brain is buffering.
He turns back to her and says, completely straight-faced, “Ma’am, he doesn’t work here.”
She doubles down: “Well he should! He’s dressed like it and he’s been walking around like he owns the place.
My cousin goes, “He kind of does… he’s family. But not that kind of family.”
She huffs, grabs her cart, and leaves without buying anything.
My cousin leans over and goes, “For the record, you’d be fired if you did work here.”
So yeah. Apparently I got reported to management, by someone who doesn’t work here, about someone who doesn’t work here.”
CrispyFlair
Cousins share a good laugh at the expense of entitled lady at the hardware store who tries to get one of them fired, even though he doesn’t work there: ‘[She] looks between us like her brain is buffering.’ – FAIL Blog
