Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that a high-fat, low-carbohydrate diet, widely known as the keto diet, can cure certain psychiatric conditions including schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, citing a Harvard physician “Dr. Pollan” who doesn’t appear to exist. What do you think?
“Same thing God told me.”
Jason Dupont, Steak Tenderizer
“Guess that makes this brisket a medical expense.”
Mario Rivera, Ballot Collator
“Well, he was right about trepanation fixing my reflux.”
Mackenzie Hartmann, Systems Analyst
