I have a very weird memory, or… I mean shit, I don’t know. Let me tell you how it works and you tell me if it’s weird. My memories go back very far and include a full sensorium. When I was two years old I got out of our apartment and tried to cross the street in front of our house. I can be there anytime I want! I don’t really want to, though. My earliest memories are strange because everyone is so big. My grudges are, as a result, legendary – the crime was always five seconds ago. So, I can get older, but I have all these save points where I have varying levels of experience. I hope it doesn’t make me more vulnerable to nostalgia, but when do I ever get what I want?!?