Youth is Wasted on the Junge

“My thoughts exactly” muttered
Jason H.
“I was in a system that avoids check constraints and
the developers never seemed to agree to a T/F or
Y/N or 1/0 for indicator columns. All data in a
column will use the same pattern but different columns in
the same table will use different patterns so I’m not
sure why I was surprised when I came across the
attached. Sort the data descending and you have the shorthand
for what I uttered.” How are these all unique?

“I’d better act quickly!”
Hugh Scenic almost panicked.
“This Microsoft Rewards offer might
expire (in just under 74 years)!”

“Copy-copy-copy” repeated
Gordon.
“Not sure I want the team to be in touch
– my query might be best left unanswered.”

“Was Comcast’s episode guide data hacked by MAGA?”
Barry M.
wondered. “This is
not the usual generic description of Real Time.”

“Holiday Workshop for Children
learning how to write web pages, apparently,” notes self-named
Youth P.
“You need a new category – because it is no
error to involve young people in a
web design workshop during their holidays. A little bit of
a surprise was that it will happen in a local
museum, and that children between 8 and 12 are the
target audience – should they really already think about their
work future?”