How much kissing is too much kissing? CBFC (Indian Censor Board) has answers for Spider-Man

Excerpt: "Yes, our trusted uncles and aunties of the CBFC (Central Board of Film Certification) are at it again. An eight-second sequence found to be “a titillating sensual act” was excised from the film. It isn’t the first time that the good people at the CBFC have reminded superpowered men in tights that their primary job is fighting crime and not locking lips for extended periods of time. In July 2025, when Superman came flying onto our movie screens, two of his kissing scenes with love interest Lois Lane, which clocked in at a whopping 33 seconds, were sternly snipped by our censors."

"If heaven forbid a bottle of alcohol makes a screen appearance, the CBFC makes sure your brain stays alert trying to decipher the blurred-out brand simply by its vague colour scheme. Never mind the irony that blurry vision is one of the effects of having consumed alcohol."

The last line gave me a chuckle, lol.